Good lord, what a pandemic does to a woman….

Also known as, How the hell did I end up THIS horny when 5 minutes ago I was so depressed I was ready to hold a funeral for my libido?! Thank god for sensual massage….




Lock up your husbands and sons!

I am getting ready to give massages again (or the general, unsuspecting public around me will not be safe). If you are over 25 years old, willing to wear a mask CORRECTLY the entire time AND you are anywhere near or along the I-95 corridor from King of Prussia, PA to Columbia, MD

– Email me at xosamois@protonmail.com and introduce yourself. You might make it to my short or long pull list if you answer all the questions correctly. More info here 🙂


She’s about to leave the house!


Screening and good faith deposits are required because I exclusively entertain patrons, not random, anonymous people off the street with something to hide. If you would prefer to NOT wear a mask, screen or confirm your appointment with a small, good faith deposit – you’ll need to contact someone else. I wish you all the best and good luck in your search.

My schedule doesn’t typically allow same day appointments. Schedule in advance to get the most convenient time available for you!


Remember, there is always someone or something that will fit your preferences and budget. If you are looking for world class, real massage with a fun loving mature provider who enjoys what she does, likes doing it to you and regards health and safety as a HIGH priority in her office? Then, this is exactly where you want to be. I am looking forward to getting my hands all over you!