Beer review: Sharing pleasure that is impervious to distance
There isn’t much to do during a pandemic to keep your mind managed except drink, play video games or meditate. For some folks, that would be all three activities at once if zoning out counts as meditation.
This post is about a beer I recently discovered and want to share with you because even at a distance, this is a pleasure we can share with each other. And, you’re welcome.
Now buy something from me, send me a gift certificate or send me a tip as a thank you since sending beer will be delayed in the mail. 🙂
Sensual somatherapy with Samois – T.L.C. for tense folks
Sensual somatherapy with Samois (me) is available again. I don’t know about you, but if I were any more touch deprived at this point, I would be in a straitjacket right now. Come on and get your TLC. August is the cruelest month, and for many folks, it will be one of the hardest of […]
Diary of a sex worker – a day in the life during the pandemic
This isn’t a sexy post but it is about sex and being sexy, old men and young, and mostly the profound power of human decency. The pandemic has been wreaking havoc with everyone’s mental health. I often find myself feeling like a small sailing craft being tossed around in turbulent waters, nearly capsizing at a […]
Good lord, what a pandemic does to a woman….
Also known as, How the hell did I end up THIS horny when 5 minutes ago I was so depressed I was ready to hold a funeral for my libido?! Thank god for sensual massage…. If you don’t think masks are sexy? Young HVAC tech at my house looking at something with mask on. I […]
Elevator orgy – part 2: porn confessions
Her moans filled the silence as the smell of her arousal wafted up and became an intoxicating aroma that none of us could escape. She spread her legs apart even more, arching her back more deeply using her body language to beg him for more of his attention.
Elevator Orgy – part 1: porn confessions
Confessions of a nymphomaniac. Have you ever wondered what would happen if sex in an elevator happened while stuck between floors? Some details have been changed to protect the innocent. I will let you guess which parts.
Prostitution during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession. Pandemics are the world’s oldest cure for over-population. And it seems that COVID-19 will prove to be the world’s most statistically effective cure for stupidity. This pandemic has drawn a sharp line between Darwin Award candidates and potential survivors of this. The line in the sand is marked by […]
Essential jobs and an epidemic of loneliness
Pandemic global lockdown and community house arrest day: unknown. Its all the same day now. One endless, repeating day with no measurable, concrete end in sight. Only greedy lunatics in charge of the administration and the resulting PR spin, and a country divided into 3 parts. I have an esssential job and an epidemic of […]
How to have a banging, satisfying sex life alone, or on a budget!
Yes, you CAN have satisfying sex alone, or on a budget!
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