A “dirty talking” massage therapist. 1 more happy bonus!

I have a confession to make. I have been known on occasion to give a massage AND burst into a role play or dirty talk session as if some unholy force had taken control of me and we were both working together to amuse ourselves and entertain our unsuspecting guest. It is a surprising and spectacular moment when it happens. (big, cheesy grin)

This morning started out with a lovely, sweet, mild-mannered man getting the mother of all sensual massage treatments and I hear the faintest whisper…. “I would like to sample your dirty talking…”

Consider that challenge accepted!

I proceeded to launch a verbal wave of the dirtiest, raunchiest, sexiest talk I could think of and before I knew it (literally, before I knew it) he had hit the finish line and I was still going and enjoying my blue streak of pillow talk completely unaware of what had just happened. When I saw what happened, I was amused and quite pleased with myself…. and so was he.

What a way to start a day!

Later, I wondered why such a small thing could have such a powerful impact on someone’s massage experience? And then suddenly I realized why it was so powerful. Sensual massage is an erotic, intimate experience but I can also see how it can still seem a little less sexual or impersonal to the recipient or they might still have a vague sense of just being serviced in a slightly clinical manner (instead of sharing a hot, sexy moment with someone who sees the event as hot and sexy too.)

If you are feeling hot and horny and you have chosen massage as the safe compromise (between NOT having full on intercourse with a random person OR having full on intercourse with a random person), but you still want a hot, horny, sexual experience (even though there is no intercourse involved), how do you get that specific type of experience?

Enter enthusiastic “dirty talking” and suddenly, what was a safe and mild compromise now transforms into a pornographic, highly sexualized and seriously dirty moment of safer sex where no body fluids were exchanged and everyone leaves in better condition than they arrived – and happier too.

I have to say that I like it and lucky for you, I am good at it. If you are looking for a sensual massage with all the hot, nasty, vulgar, pornographic dirty talk that reallly takes you over the edge from something safe and sensual right into porno massage without any of the risks …. I think you should get on my table, under my hands and whisper to me… talk dirty to me. 🙂

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If you are one of the lucky bastards who is traveling or living in the tri-state area (all the wide points along and between the areas of Columbia, MD to King of Prussia, PA to Cherry Hill, NJ), you should not miss up your chance to have the best, safest sexy experience you could hope for with a grown up woman who will do everything she can to keep OUT of trouble and IN good trouble with me.

Come get on my table and stop denying yourself well earned pleasure, intimacy and relaxation. You’ll be a much better power player when you are relaxed, can think straight AND know you are in safe hands. Read more about the experience here: XO, Samois (morelovelessnoise.com)