Anal fixations: It must have been the coffee.

Have you ever heard the expression, “Oh I was there once at XXXX, one night for a month.”

The implication is that you were some place for a short time but it felt a lot longer than it actually was. This has been that kind of week, or 24 hours or who the hell knows anymore. I can’t even tell how long this long, slow, sideways slide across razor blade edges has been but at this point, I can’t drink enough coffee to make it come to a stop fast enough. Unfortunately for all of us, I know alot of people in the world who feel the same way as I do right now. We are all, a little…. over worked at this point.

Now imagine my poor patron is reaching out for a date. I finally get around to responding today because… that kind of week… and when he gets me on the phone, I end up talking so fast I sound like an over-caffeinated squirrel on a football field looking for cover from an airborne predator. LOL I am going on and on about a post I am writing about the realities of the non-SW massage industry like a frustrated maniac which I probably am, in all fairness and his sweet, gentle, very well trained and successful corporate self patiently and politely listens. I finally wind down enough for him to refocus the conversation back to a date (although at this point, I am astonished that he is not trying to reschedule for a time I don’t sound like such an… energetic person) and he does. Its a brief and focused conversation just like the difference between this post above this section and after here:

We establish time and location and before I can ask him, he tells me, “I would like to see Ana tonight.”

My immediate thought is contained by unutterable relief and it is, “Oh, thank god.”

Ana is not a do-er not a talker. The opportunity to be an anal loving, sex fiend who could care less how your day went and just wants to get to business like the bastion of dirty girl fun should be is better than being let loose in a bouncy ball pen after having too much caffeine.

Not one word from any of you about crazy pussy being the best pussy. Not one damn word, hear me?