How to have a banging, satisfying sex life alone, or on a budget!
This is part 2 of the Pandemic Pussy: "getting the most bang for your buck" phone sex series
When I say that safe sex has a new definition, I mean it! This is exciting, guilt free and won’t require a ‘Big Daddy Baller Budget’ to enjoy the benefits. Yes, you CAN have a banging, satisfying sex life alone, or on a budget! Let’s start!
Budgeting for sex. (Old news, new game)
Before we get into the basic mechanics of redefining your sex budget, let’s look at your options. Picture this. This is your life, at this moment. You can’t go out. You can’t bring anyone in. And you can’t afford to transform various hotels far enough away from home into your second home. Worse, your favorite porn seems to be losing its je ne sais quoi from too much familiarity these days! The obvious solution is webcam shows or phone sex but which to choose and why?
Webcam show = upside:
- you can see and hear them (live sex show)
- someone actually talking TO you
- you can do this with a “type” that you wouldn’t have intimate access to in your normal life
Webcam show = downside
- you can see and hear them (and things you didn’t want to see/hear )
- you need serious privacy because anyone walking up behind you can see and hear them too
- its always expensive from the first minute (because it IS a live and custom private show)
Phone sex = downside
- its not a real, warm, soft body next to you
- finding the right vibe with someone based on personality and voice can take an extra few moments.
- it can be expensive from the first minute (depending on who you decide you like enough to call)
Phone sex: Satisfying sex when alone or on a budget
- Its more intimate than porn and safer than face to face meetings. Nothing is more intimate and sexy than someone sharing your dirty sexy secret with you and encouraging you to enjoy your pleasure time.
- Its anonymous. you are both just voices and there is no text evidence or video recording of you being… you.
- Embarrassed about your fantasy? A whisper over the phone is invisible!
- You can imagine anyone you want It to be when you close your eyes. You never have to look for a look-alike to watch having sex. All you have to do is close your eyes and imagine.
- Its portable and requires minimal privacy. All you need is a few minutes anywhere you can find comfortable privacy. .
- Its economical! When approached correctly, can be a long term, discrete and satisfying part of your escape from the everyday grind.
- The best kept secret to a satisfying sex life when alone or on a budget is all here!
Here’s how to plan ahead to build a “spank bank” that promises to be fresh, versatile and affordable in the long term for all your repeating visits from you.
Calculate out your monthly “sex budget” under your current circumstances.
You probably already do this so let’s take a closer look at spending some of that money on your private time on the phone that you won’t be spending on face to face social events now.
Start by determining who your candidates are and make a list of their rates from lowest to highest.
Don’t assume that anyone is too expensive because the cost of everything averages out at the end of a cycle. Cheaper means more frequent spending. More expensive means less frequent but more indulgence. What that financial number is for you completely depends on the normal “social budget” you were comfortable spending before you transitioned to this. Don’t be cheap about it. This is your reward you are giving yourself for successfully navigating adulthood!
Even if you only need a few minutes, add an additional 30 minutes to your expected time needs.
When you are really enjoying yourself you are going to want that extra few minutes available without the call being interrupted and needing to feed the piggy bank again in the middle of it.
If you are on a strict budget, pre-pay for your call in advance.
It will automatically end your call when your reach your limit. Will distractions interfere with you staying in your pleasure zone? Then do yourself a service and pay extra for the extra few minutes. Remember, this is a gift to you, from you. Treat yourself like you deserve it.
Custom audio is an option that allows you to pay for it once and listen to it often.
Custom erotic audio can take many forms, from a quick audio that sounds like you are being spoken to in person with specific instructions (JOI, Femdom and roleplay are examples) all the way out to an erotic story telling experience that feels alot like an “adult” bedtime story that is more interactive and remains fresh and satisfying every time you return to it. If you have something specific that is always a home run hit for you, buy yourself a custom creation.
Be prepared to make a list of key points about things that really turn you on.
This will really make your time worth it when you present it to your sexy time, dirty talk playmate. For example, I might like having my hair pulled and being scolded but I do not like spanking or choking or insulting humiliation and perhaps what I was wanting to explore was an anal fantasy I have been harboring…. Being able to state little likes and dislikes such as this at the beginning of a phone call is what takes a standard phone sex fantasy call and transform it into a legendary experience you can’t wait to repeat.
And this is how you have a satisfying sex life alone or on a budget!
This is part 2 of the Pandemic Pussy series. Did you miss part 1 of the Pandemic Pussy series? You can find it here.
Recording those calls without permission
While there are devices on the market that will “record” conversations without the other person knowing it, that isn’t an ideal way to maximize your budget. While you might be able to listen to the conversation again, you cannot recreate your mood or the chemistry as it was happening so listening to it again later will be like eating stale, leftover food in the fridge. It was great when you first had it but now, it isn’t the same or as satisfying. You deserve better than stale leftovers.
Secrets of successful people tip: If you like it enough to pirate it, pay for it instead. You will get further benefit by reinforcing in your own mind that you are a financially strong person, not a weak parasite. The world is created by our thoughts and the Universe will lift or lower you to whatever your self-perception is. How you see yourself is evidenced in your choices. Choose the better version of yourself.