How to have a banging, satisfying sex life alone, or on a budget!

• Whether it is a street side vendor or linen napkin and somelier service restaurant, they both rely on volume to make their business work. We might all love to eat at a Brazilian steak house but even if we could afford it, how often would we do it? Compare that to how many times in the last month you have eaten pizza or other fast, cheap eats on-the-go instead of a sit-down restaurant?
  • If their product/service is cheaper to offer and sell, the volume of turnover for each new customer must be higher and the supply/production cost must be cheaper quality.
  • If their product/service is more expensive to offer and sell, the price point minimum starts higher because the quality of ingredients and other details must be higher and the lack of volume/turnover they will be able to attract must make up for the slack in “turn over” of plates sold.
• Remember, your cost is a calculated fraction of their total cost to be able to stay open and available for you! No one will argue that both will have higher prices than what it would cost compared to you doing it for yourself at home. You payment is for many other intangible things too, including convenience and catering to the whims of your appetite.
• The prices of a restaurant reflect the hidden costs in the model they are using to survive as a business. They are either high volume, fast service, get folks in-and-out quickly types of services (think: food trucks, take out service, pizzerias, fast food), or they are high price, ‘here’s the dessert menu and take your time-but-not too much time’, slower pace but much more expensive “plate turn over” establishments.

When it comes to adult entertainment, it is a similar philosophy and model.

With phone sex, specifically, one of the brilliant benefits is that the cost can be kept down to reasonable price per minute for you because all that is needed for your favorite sweet talking, dirty talker is access to a phone line, some privacy, a great voice and personality and a real talent for blowing your mind.

It might seem expensive if you are simply calculating the monetary cost per single minute because those numbers are obvious. However, look at your sex budget before your social activities were curtailed and forced you to do a revision.

• Add up the cost of 2-3 drinks in one evening at a local social spot when you were looking for intimacy.
• Multiply that by how many evenings were spent in the unsuccessful pursuit of meeting someone who wanted to sleep with you before you found the last one?
• Now, calculate how much you spent on on social activities that you weren’t completely excited about just so that you would be considered for someone who had an available-and-looking friend or might meet someone’s available-and-looking friend?
• If you see professional companions or go to strip clubs or do webcam shows, calculate how often you have purchased this time for yourself in one year and then break down that cost to the ‘per minute’ cost.

Now add all those numbers up and compare that to the cost of having phone sex escapes on a regular basis. You could purchase (or pirate) porn instead but it will never give you these phone sex benefits:

• intimate and real
• fresh and exciting every time you revisit it
• discrete
  • private, portable, anonymous
• safe in all the ways you need and want
  • no potential health hazards,
  • no relationship confrontations
  • no guilt
  • no shame
  • no problems